- every other teenage girl: omg they are all so hot like so hot, basically the only reason i came to see the Avengers. and explosions. and some funny parts. but mostly because hot guys.
- me: OH MY GOD DAT CINEMATOGRAPHY. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT CAMERA ANGLE. UGH THIS PLOT IS SO WELL-WRITTEN. DEAR GOD THIS SCORE. THE MUSIC. UGH EARGASM THIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD. SHIT, CHARACTER DEATH, HERE COME THE MOTHERFUCKING TEARS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LEGENDARY BROMANCE. LOKI, BABY, LET ME LOVE YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE MY BABIES I SERIOUSLY CAN'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS
I hope Rick Santorum sniffs a flower and inhales a bee.
one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”
but the jokes on them
i love gay porn
OH MY GOD
I have never seen any video more worth my time than this.
WTf?
(Source: urbandeeva)
In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.
The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.
The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy.
my girlfriend put this on my hard drive
OH MY GOD
WHAT
i… do not know how to feel
Gender essentialism is the assumption that women are naturally like this, while men are naturally like that, and nature made it so and anyone who deviates from that pattern is a freak. Most commonly it comes in the form of “women are naturally submissive and men are naturally dominant”.
This is an absolutely unprovable statement. It is an opinion, not a fact. Look at the amount of gender conditioning we receive from infancy: different colors for girls and boys (in some cultures), commercials proclaiming boys like toy guns and trucks while girls like dollies that pee. Throughout life, we are punished for deviating from our cultural gender norms, and yet very few people find it easy to avoid those deviations.
If it’s so natural, why all the conditioning?
(Source: cheshiregrin52)

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